Gnaybagam Varuthe Gnyabagam Varuthe - 2

The rustic chemical engineer whom I had mentioned about in earlier post did something based on an extraordinary piece of logic that resulted in us all really swearing at him. The ususal practice in our house is that the person leaving the house last should ensure that all the lights in the house are switched off. That particular day this was not done and hence the 60watts philips bulb in the rest room was burning all day. This fellow came home at about 7 and wanted to use the rest room. He entered the rest room and saw that a frog was sitting on the bulb holder. He thought of various methods of getting rid of the frog. Finally he decided the most potent weapon to accomplish this monumental task and using that got rid of the frog.

There were four of us staying in that house. The remaining three of us were from the same class and we all returned to the house at 9. It was a decent neighbourhood and hence the roads were all well lit. The only dark spot on that road was our house. We assumed that our room mate had not come and we switched on the lights but nothing came on. Cursing the EB we went to the terrace. There we saw our room mate. I quickly went over to him and asked him if he had reported this to the EB.

"illa da, ithukellam EB vendam... I will take care of that myself. fuse poirukku avalavuthaan"

"fuse poirichcha. eppudi pochchu?"

"toilet bulb vedichiduchchu da"

"ennathu.... eppudi da"

"athuva.... oru thavalai toilet bulb mela irunduchcha, naan atha veratarthukaga"

"atha veratarthukakga... enna da panne, bulb eppudi vedichchuthu?"

"athukaga, athu mela thanni oothinen da....."

"#$#$%#%#%#$%^#$%^#$%"

"Dei treat eppo da kudupa..........??"

"ethuku treat"

"ethuka??? US porada naaye... moodikittu treat kuduthuttu po"

"Athellam oru mayirum kuduka mudiyathu. odi po"

"dei naaye, nee treat kudukalena... flight kalambum pothu, kaka oru wingla mattum pee poi flight kavunthudum da"

"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

ABC (for want of a better alias for this guy, let me call him ABC) had always wanted to sing in the college culturals. He didnt possess a golden voice or something but certainly did possess a decent voice and a good music sense... till his second year his senios always superceded him and he never got a chance to perform... but on this occasion he was in his third year and hence he was going to sing...

This friend of mine was a nice friend of ABC and ABC had requested him to be in the auditorium when he sang...

I walked into my friends room.... "Dei enga da saapidalam, messuliya... inniku special VIT bomb... (thats what we called our idli)"

"Venam da... athaan ECE dept culturals nadakuthula, we will go there and eat"

So we strolled upto the canteen and started to munch some stuff....

ABC is practicing hard his favourite song and wants his rendition to be widely applauded.... but they say fate is not without a sense of irony... there is this final year guy who has also not got a chance to sing from his first year and hence he goes to the organizer of the event..

Half way thru our dinner my friendly suddenly said.... "man look at that babe there.. intha hindikara ponnunga vanthalum vanthanga, college kala kattiduthu po... dei methuva saapidunga da... we should not finish before them"

"Dei organizer... I am a final year student and i will be leaving the college in 6months... I want to sing and you better gimme a change, illati magane nee seththe"... and he had a lot of hooligans around him and the organizer was visibly scared... seeing this the hooligans increased their volume and started shouting at him again..

After a sumptous meal, none of us could get up..."Anegama nalaiku kalaila vellore sewage block thaan ninaikaren"... that was my friend....

"uhum... athu varaikum thaangathu... naan ingaiye orama"...

"Dei naaye s****** mooduda"

"Naanum atha thaan da try panren.. mudiyala... athaannnnn"

"thu, echchakla naaye.. professionals mathiriya pesareenga"

"thoda, vanthutaru, cisco employee"

The organizer went to his staff and told about the problem... the staff was also a bit perturbed about this... "OK, after two more events ABC has to sing right... he is only a third year guy, lets chuck him out..."

"paavanga avan, 2 weeksa practice panittu irukaan"

"enna panrathu... enakkum kashtamthaan irukku... but we dont have a choice"

"Oh shit... I forgot da... ABC is singing today and he wanted me to come... f***, i better run now"

"Dei odatha da.. vazhiliye vanthuda poguthu.."

"hahahahaahahahahahahahaha".. we laughed at the way he ran to the audi

"ABC, I have to talk to you do da"

"Sollu da machcchan"

"Dei... athu vanthu.. you cannnot sing today da...."

"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"seniors galata panraanga da... one of their guys want to sing"

"f*** you da..... and you are culturals tooooooooo"

My friend is running towards the audi i.e. he assumes he is running... it is more like the tortoises slow walk....

before he could reach the audi or talk to anyone he sees ABC coming towards him... then he says to me...

"shit da partha, i didnt hear him singing... he will be upset... i am going to just say he sang greatly.. just play along..."

"Hey machchan.... it was simply excellent da... seriousa da.. i dont have words to describe that song da... too good....

SPB intha paata padatti... nee thaan da itha padirukkanum.. seriousa da machchan, en kathule innum ithu olichikitte irukku da...

you are indeed blessed by god da... you posses such a wonderful voice.. do build on this da... appudiye uttudathe"

"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"yen da onnume solla maatengara... naan joke adikala da.... meyyalume summa nachchunu irunthuchchu...."

"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

From katpadi station to vellore there is a straight route and there is a circuitous route... and whenever we goto katpadi station we hear all these bus conductors shouting and inviting you to their buses.... it is rather like coaxing you to come to their buses... I was walking with the master of kadi from inside of the station to outside...

"Sir vaanga sir vaanga.... vaanga sir vaanga.. vellore polam sir, inta busla vaaanga sir"...

the master of kadis reply... "ennamo koopitu vechchu sappadu potu ponnu kuduka pora mathiri illa koopadareenga"

"Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr"

"Dei naaye, mooditu vaada... adichchu gidichchu vekka poranga da".... I was already pissing in my pants... these bus fellows are indeed dangerous

"Nera vellore, vera vellore".. this bus was not taking the circuitous route... he is taking the straight route...

Master of kadi sprang into action again... "Nera pona railway station buildingla muttidumga, velloreku thirimbi poganum.. ithu kooda theriyam bus otareenga..."

I ran out of the station...

Will try to continue.... :)