Baked

Grad student (GS) comes back after a two hour long meeting with prof and is being quizzed by fellow grad student (FGS).

FGS: How was the meeting dude?

GS: hmmmm
GS: They baked me...
GS: They totally baked me..
GS: I am a baked potato now...
GS: If you have a fork, stick it in me!!!

FGS: ROTFLMAO!!!!!



Grad student (GS) has a meeting with two profs (P1 and P2). Prof had asked for a technical report about the results that are secured already. P1 reads this and has some comments.

P1: Alright.. let me see what you have here.

GS: :)

P1: hmm.. you have all the work here.. but.. it does not have motivation
P1: It does not have a story line
P1: It does not have related work..
P1: There is a typo here... and grammatical err.. may be not.. some kind of error.. you should use present participle here instead of past perfect..
P1: You should learn to write to an audience..
P1: You dont seem to have the desire to publish...
P1: You write as if only you are going to read.. fix this...
P1: and this..
P1: and that..
P1: and all these...
P1: The writing needs lots more work..
P1: I do not like this symbol.. you seem to be using symbols at your own will...
P1: Your write up is like that of a possibly beautiful girl with absolutely no makeup..

P2: Yes.. there are a few flaws that need to be fixed but we didnt ask him to write the paper but only the bare technical results..

P1: Ohhh... ok.. anyways.. fix all those..

GS: ram ram ram ram ram ram ram ram ram ram ram!!!! (of course silently)