Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Gults

The tam got another result for his thesis and hence is on 7th heaven. He is supposed to meet the diga in the ground floor of ICT (a building in University of Calgary). He runs down the stairs humming the song he was just listening in his office.

Tam: Sorgam enbathu namakku...

That was the first line of a famous tam song from a little old kamalhasan movie called nammavar.

Diga: Sutham ulla veedu thaan

Wowie... The diga completes the second line of that song. The tam is taken by surprise and stares at her like one stares at a victorious indian cricket team.

Diga: Why are you staring like that.. it is scaring me...

Tam: You know this song? I never thought you would know this.

Diga: Hey gubaal... I know many tam songs idiot.. unlike you tams.. here.. take another sample.. chinna chinna aasai, sirakadikkum aasai.. muthu muthu aasai...

The tam is even more surprised. Thats a super famous song of rahman from a national award winning movie 'Roja' by Maniratnam. He is also laughing as the words were pronounced wrong. Nevertheless, it was awesome for a diga to know so much about tam songs. He is truly surprised and wants to congratulate her. But...

Diga: See gubaal. Learn from us. Don't be like the frog in the well. Listen to other movie songs also. Stupid tams, you are all so narrow minded that you never listen to other songs.

Now... The 0.1% wish to appreciate vanished. The tam wants to teach her a lesson.

Tam: See. I have already answered this. Our movies are way better and our songs are way better. There is no comparison. So obviously, other people listen to our songs. We don't have to... hehe...

Diga: Idiot... dont give me such dumb answers.. do you know atleast one diga song or not?

Tam: Of course.. I know a song.. Last time I sang it to you, even you didnt know that song...

Diga: Which song?

Tam: Tic tic tic tic tic.. tic tic tic tic tic.. How can I not know this song of Rajkumar.. almost zen like lyrics... if you come tomorrow, it will be too late.. if you come today, it will be too early... you pick the time.. tic tic tic tic tic tic tic... (link to song at end of post)

and the Tam starts laughing loudly. The diga is stunned by this onslaught as she didnt expect him to sing this...

Diga: Dont laugh at such songs.. Have you ever seen the stunts of Vijayakanth.. stupid fellow..

Tam: tic tic tic tic tic tic tic tic tic tic tic...

Diga: Saaku maado... (stop it)... lets not tease our own movies... gult movies lend themselves way better to such comments.. hehe

Tam: Yeah yeah.. that too.. as long as Balayya movies are around...

Diga: hehe hehe hehe... train was sent back.. omg!! (link to scene at end of post) I can never forget it.. JAIIII CHENNAKESHAVA!!!!!

Tam: JAIIIII CHENNAKESHAVA!!! JAIIII CHENNAKESHAVA!!!

Diga: Hehehehehehe... what ideas... we should kick them for such movies... lets unite and kick them..

Tam: Ok.. cool.. may all the tams and digas unite against the gults....

Diga: Amen!!!



Statutory warning: This is purely only for fun. The tam and diga participating in the series, love the other persons language and culture just as theirs. No harm intended to anyone in any way whatsoever.


PS: No offence meant to gults. Both of us have many great gult friends. We simply pull everyones leg and this time it was theirs. Thats it.

PPS: These are not made up conversations. They are typed out as they happened with little spices here and there. Thats it.

PPPS:

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

hmm if some gult reads this (s)he'll kick u both... better be careful :P

Dushti said...

New series adding some spice to your blog ;-)

Partha said...

@anon aka kalai - gults are our friends... so nothing to worry :)

@dushti - thanku thanku :)

Naveen said...

daaaaaaaaaai who is tht speaking bad abt us i say!? :)

btw, its balakrishna and not balayya. takes a son of the soil to kno the difference :p

skay said...

Cool read.. It its all against Gults.. I think u have found ur Thalapathi.. [:)]