One early morning after a strenuous yoga session...both tam and diga digging into some breakfast(bought by the tam) at Coffee company...

Suddenly the tam grabs the digas' glass of water and drinks it all at one go!!
Good enough reason for the diga to get terribly annoyed...

Diga: Hey you idiot tam... how dare you drink all my water??

Tam: So what? What's the big deal? Go and get yourself another glass of water...

Diga: You tams... you are so thirsty all the time. Not just my glass of water... you also take away all our Cauvery water!

Tam: You selfish digas... you think that Cauvery river is your personal property! I would not be amazed if one day you claim the Bow river(river in Canada) as yours!

At this, the diga gets pissed off and picks her bag... pretending to leave...

Tam: Hey diga... sorry da... please do not go

Diga: Well, I could consider staying only if you promise to pay for coffee for the next 10 times

Tam cannot say 'no' as the diga is his best friend... and they continue sipping coffee with something new to discuss...

Statutory warning: This is purely only for fun. The tam and diga participating in the series, love the other persons language and culture just as theirs. No harm intended to anyone in any way whatsoever.